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When Life Hands Chuck Norris lemons

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This is a great way to say ‘chin up’ to someone who’s going through tough times, and it’s guaranteed to put a smile on their face. If not, I'm sure Chuck will forcibly put one there, ending in laughs all round…sort of :-/.  Front: When life hands Chuck Norris Lemons he makes lemonade, a yoyo, swiss army knife and fully automatic AK-47. Let's see what you're made of.  Inside: Nothing like a sugar rush to get you started.

Lemon sherbets tie in nicely with the message on the front.

Dimensions: LxWxH - 253mm x 175mm x 45mm


* Through all the storms you've kept smiling. You've got this! (Cloud lollies)
* You survived that mullet haircut. You can survive anything.
* We're with you every step of the way. (Feet lollies)
* I'm here when you need me. And even when you don't.
* Life is full of rainstorms, I'm your big umbrella. (Cloud lollies)
* If you need an ear, mine's available 24/7. (Ear lollies)
* Life can be a rocky road. Just take one step. Then another. And keep doing it. (Rocky Road)
* This is your moment. Show us what you're made of. (minties)

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Shipping Methods

- From $7.95 - CouriersPlease to all metro areas of Australia (Tracking included)(not suitable for PO Boxes)
- From $13.50 - Australia Post Standard Medium Satchel to anywhere in Aus (good for PO Boxes)
- From $14.95 - Australia Post Express Post Guaranteed overnight medium satchel to express zones only (good for PO Boxes)

Delivery Times (in working days, weekends excluded)

Couriers Please and Standard Australia Post Satchels (Approximate, no guarantees)

- Brisbane and surrounding areas: next day, Country areas: 3-5 days>
- Sydney: 2 days, Country areas: 2-3days.
- Canberra + Melbourne: 2-3 days, Country areas: 3-8 days.
- Adelaide: 3 days, Country areas: 4-5 days
- Hobart: 5-6 days, Country areas: 5-8 days (NOTE: Brownies and cakes cannot be sent to here)
- Perth: 4-8 days, Country areas 5-8+ days (NOTE: Brownies and cakes cannot be sent to here unless express overnight)
- Darwin + Country areas: 5-8 days (NOTE: Brownies and cakes cannot be sent here)

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  1. Landing on rocky road (CEO tales bike ride) 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 20th Mar 2015

    Fabulous. Different. Memorable. Valued.

  2. Desired Effect 120% 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 30th Sep 2014

    This product has hit the exact bullseye it was meant to. Desired effect was reached-sht and giggles :D So funny yet touched my friend in all the right places!!! AND not to forget the YUMMIEST lemon sherbet like everrrrr (I wanted to send it to myself cause apparently it was THAT good lol)!! Don't be shy-give Chuck a try!!!!!

  3. My favourite product! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 2nd Jul 2014

    This is the third time I have sent this product out to one of my friends. The recent friend received his at the hospital where he was having a hard time. It brightened up his day and was perfect for a male friend who you can't send flowers to.

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